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miscellany

Oct 18
“when my girls are near me, these dudes fear me, it’s so clear we gon kill em/like i fuck with the de Koonings but I don’t give a shit about Willem”

ladies, please feel free to use this misandric rap couplet in your freestyle battles against art-world men (via sashayed)

Just Nicki, no Weezy/ No F. Scott, just Z.Z./ Your man knows he can’t be me/ my heart colder than Mimì

(via sashayed)

That’s class, I’m alluding to Puccini while you’re tugging on your weenie/ penthouse, rooftop in a bikini/ pool boy, get me another martini, speedy

(via sashayed)

Think you gonna drop some knowledge about Georgia T. O’Keeffe? / I gotta tell you, son, I care more about my queefs.

Picasso, Pollock, Gauguin, Rodin, hey do you all feel me? / All I see in this lot is men behaving badly.

Gonna front to me ‘bout fucking Branwell Bronte’s poems? / Anne, Charlotte, Emily, you go ahead and tell ‘em.

(via lilah80)

Cover to cover read, shit’s so thorough, broadcast that like Edward Murrow/ Gentileschi, don’t test me, throw deep shade like chiaroscuro

(via sashayed)

That’s Art History 101, better crawl back to your lecture son, I’ll use you later like Chekhov’s gun, Bitch Be Not Proud, John Donne, and that’s real

(via sashayed)

(via sashayed)


Oct 15

sulagnamisra:

ksci-labs:

pacificrimmovie makes a single tweet to a Facebook photo and I nearly throw my laptop.

ajlgdspjfkgh

!!!!!



Oct 14
thefabulousweirdtrotters:

"Walktopus" Octopus Candle Holder by Scott Musgrove
http://thefabulousweirdtrotters.tumblr.com/

thefabulousweirdtrotters:

"Walktopus" Octopus Candle Holder by Scott Musgrove

http://thefabulousweirdtrotters.tumblr.com/

(via turmericandthyme)


Oct 12

pyropotter:

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell

(via hannanimal)


Oct 11

Anonymous said: You know, all those people saying that the Constitution is supposed to be unchanging may have a point. I mean if the founders had meant the Constitution to change with the times, they would have put in some way to amend it, or maybe even amended it themselves.

yoisthisracist:

burn


Oct 8
Sigourney Weaver by Helmut Newton, 1983

Sigourney Weaver by Helmut Newton, 1983


Oct 7


WHAT!? or, further proof that all Germans are actually robots


Oct 4
real-hiphophead:

Michael Jordan with the follow-up dunk on Pippen’s missed FT

GOAT

real-hiphophead:

Michael Jordan with the follow-up dunk on Pippen’s missed FT

GOAT

(via sashayed)


Oct 3

philosophy majors are the worst

(via blackpeopleaintshit)


Oct 1
albinwonderland:


"The Queen of Rap, slaying with Queen Bey!"

oh my god this photoset

albinwonderland:

"The Queen of Rap, slaying with Queen Bey!"

oh my god this photoset

(via allthishappened)


Sep 29
upnorthtrips:

On this day in 1998, Outkast released their third album, Aquemini.

and lo, it was a good day

upnorthtrips:

On this day in 1998, Outkast released their third album, Aquemini.

and lo, it was a good day



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